I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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