Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
