Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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