no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm getting married
To pizza
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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