how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
The adults are the big ones right?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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