She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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