It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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