I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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