Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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