Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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