im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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