do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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