Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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