yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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