Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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