in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
pray to the hookup gods
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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