Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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