dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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