idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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