I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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