my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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