i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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