i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
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i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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