Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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