Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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