Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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