I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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