Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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