I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Oh god it's open bar.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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