She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
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go home
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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