I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I have post one night stand depression
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