Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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