He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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