took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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