Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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