I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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