Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Randomize
