Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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