the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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