Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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