He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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