She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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