I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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