we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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