end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
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Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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