Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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