paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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