This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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