I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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