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garbage dick
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you win
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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