It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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