He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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