Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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