I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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