I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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