Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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