even my farts smell like vagina
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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